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Thursday, 03 January 2008

  • Hey guys! I just got a blogspot. The main reason was because blogspot does not have any ads. You all can visit me and comment on my site because you do not have to have a blogspot to comment. PLEASE COME AND VISIT ME REGULARLY!!! The site is called "comments from the peanut gallery". My site address is http://www.wesleyspeanutgallery.blogspot.com. Again, PLEASE VISIT ME REUGULARLY!! See ya!

Wednesday, 02 January 2008

Tuesday, 25 December 2007

Monday, 27 August 2007

  • DRUNK?

    Hey ya'll. Let me tell you the weirdest experience of my life.

    We ( my brother, sister and I ) were coming home from wednesday night church. When my brother turned on the car, he noticed that the dashboard lights didn't come on. My sister laughed and said "that would be a funny story to tell a cop, i'm sorry sir, i didn't know i was speeding, i couldnt see my speedometer." Well, we started to go down the road and suddenly a cop car pulls us over. Well, the cop ( a new guy ) comes over to our car shining the flashlight on us. Well, i gave the cop what i thought was a pleasant smile, but in actuality, i was tired and so what i gave him was some kind of half -eyed cheesey grin, stunning the cop. He preceeded to ask my brother for his I.D. My brother was trying to pull his license out when again the cop said " could i see your I.D. please?" I was listening to it all with my head cocked to one side, pointing the opposite direction of the cop, gathering all they said in. The cop again repeated to me the question, not knowing that the first time he said it, he was talking to me. I suddenly turned around to the cop, so stunned i couldn't say anything. He then

Tuesday, 14 August 2007

  • Summer. What do you think of? Hiking? Barbecuing?  Well, the average backyard chef  will use,  at cookouts,  the squirt  light wait method for a barbecue.  That is where you  squirt lighter fluid  on the briquettes,  light it, and wait for it to be hot enough to cook hamburgers on. But in actuality,  they will stay stay a uniform gray color. When i say "they",  i  mean the briquettes.  The hamburgers will stay as cold and lifeless as Leonard Nimoy. The average backyard chef will keep this up, squirt, light, wait, squirt, light, wait, until the bacterial level in the air is so high that the potato salad will arise from its bowl, blob like, and attempt to mate with the French (ahem, freedom) fries.

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  • I critque all the chefs at every major resturaunt. I seem to burn everything including water, lettuce, E. coli (spinach), and memories. I am famous and infamous for breakfast. The famous part, the cooking. The infamous part, the mess. Although the brocoli-banana suprise filled donuts didn't do well yesterday. The oatmeal is pretty good. Now if I can get the dog to stop hacking up the left-overs. In the lawn business, I use a powerful mower. And some how I seem to cut down anything in my path. Unfortunately, yes.

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